Oh god... I mean, I came to Abel really early so... [He thinks for a moment and then grins.]

Okay, so, there were these allotments out on the other side of town. Posh ones. I mean, the people there spent some serious time on them so they had these little cabins there.

Anyway, I was heading through there because I figured it would be quieter than going along the road but I must've picked up a couple of zoms on the way. And before I could get my axe out, this guy bursts out of one of the shefs with, I swear it, an honest to god scythe and cuts them down.